i just realised.. my previous post is really lame.
and i am so ashamed of myself.
just so ashamed.

so ashamed that i am getting funny cramps on my leg.
i dont normally get cramps on my thigh.
there arent much muscles there to cramp.
but it is cramping now, and it feels weird!

anyway. i am blogging after probably maybe half a year
because i have a very serious statement to make.

my maid. is. SO COOL!

it all started when i was going to my parent's room.
and then.
i saw a plastic bag on the table.
and then.
i saw something on the plastic bag.
and then.
T.T
IT WAS A COCKROACH
A BIG BIG COCKROACH. T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T
ITS LIKE SO BIG.

LIKE

FROM HERE --------------------------- UNTIL HERE!

THATS LONG. FOR A COCKROACH.
AND ITS SO SCARY!
ITS LEGS ARE SO SKINNY BUT IT MOVES SO FAST!
MY LEGS ARENT SKINNY AND I CANT EVEN DO SHUTTLE RUN.
THEY'RE SKINNY LIKE ITS FEELERS!
>O<

-traumatised-

okay so i had no idea what to do.

i'm scared of feelers because they MOVE.
can you imagine your hair standing up on your head,
and MOVING?
O:
it would be cool but it is NOT cool on a cockroach.
so i called my maid.
'OMG PLEASE COME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST COME COME COME'

and she was like watching tv.

so she came and then she was like WHAT.
and i was like

THERE IS A PLASTIC BAG BAG BAG AND ON ON ON IT THERE
WAS WAS WAS A COCK COCOKCKCKOCKCOKCOROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH

and she was like whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
BUT ITS NOT THERE!
and i said.
i felt like clapping my hands so i clapped my hands
and it ran away to the bed.

and she was like CHEY DON CARE LAH.

and i was like WHAT IF MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING
AND THE COCKROACH COMES OUT ON THE BED
AND IT WILL BE SCUTTLING AROUND
AND EW!

so she was like whatever okay.
so she looked under the bed and i was
trembling from head to toe
and she's like OMG THERE IT IS
and now i'm like

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

it was under the bed
so to see it better i lifted up the blanket.
and she was like YOOHOOO!
OH LOOKS ITS COMING!
but it wasnt coming, it was going the other way.
so i went to the other side and it really came out
and i was like
THERE THERE THERE THERE THERE THERE LOOK HERE COME QUICK THERE

and she squatted+ran after it and up went her palm
and it went

BAM!

and i let out an agonising shriek of truama.

OH MY GOD.

she. squashed. a. humongous. cockroach. with. her. HAND.

so i ran and i ran and i ran and i choked and i screamed
and i screamed and my throat wasnt feeling too good
so there it was sort of a throaty scream
like AAAA-AA--A-AARRRRGGG--AAARG--AARRGHHHHHHHH

AND SHE'S YELLING JIAHUI TISSUE TISSUE TISSUE

and i was like WHERE WHERE WHERE

and i ran to the other side of the room
and then i ran back
i ran out of the room
i ran into my room
i ran out of it
and she says
ARE YOU STUPID ITS IN YOUR ROOM
so i run back in and grab it
and i throw it in the general direction of her
and i run and i run and i run.

and i was like gasping.

and right then my mum comes out of the toilet and
and she says

WASSUP YO.

and i'm like

sh-sh-she squ-s-squashed a !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and she goes to the window and she looks at
the plant and she says
aw what a cute pretty flower.

i feel so underappreciated and empathised in the world.

so when i THOUGHT the coast was clear i went back
to the room
and my maid is there
and she says stop screaming man.
all i did was squash a cockroach
and she shows me the BLOODY THING IN THE BLOODY TISSUE
AND I'M LIKE

AAAA-AA--A-AARRRRGGG--AAARG--AARRGHHHHHHHH

and then the other maid who was sleeping came out to have a look.
then i realised i was probably pissing my grandma off.

okay so i left.

such a traumatising DAY.
phew.
luckily...
ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY!!