hey hey hii!

yay today i woke up late!
such a luxury to wake up late!
waking up late is such a luxury!
but i'm getting kind of worried.
you see there's this lunatic bird living
outside our house, and every morning he will
come to our bedroom window
and start banging on the window like a woodpecker.
i used to pretty much ignore it,
i mean, i admired his strong head.

but today i heard the sound of glass cracking!
that bird is really truly fantastic!
perhaps it might be his beak.

anyway on to the main point of today.
i was goofing around on my phone when i received
a message from the tuition centre saying that the
lesson was changed from 7:30 to 5.
its the holidays you see.

so i look at the computer clock and it says
4:30
WOW!
IT'S 4:30!
AND OFF I GO RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE.
THEN I RUN BACK IN.
THEN I GO TO THE TOILET.
THEN I GET MY UMBRELLA.
THEN I RUN OUT AGAIN.

it's raining lightly and i'm in a good mood
i walk slowly up, i mean down, and then i take the bus
and there's nobody on the bus except this coolio guy
with sunglasses and rocky necklace thing and
this woman with hair all over her face no it isnt yanling
and she was sleeping.

so i go there
and the rain is like WOWZO.
and then my legs get wet and my arms get wet and
my pants get wet no its not what you think.
so i escape to the tuition centre and lo and behold,
there my teacher is.
and he's like what the hell are you doing here!
it is only 5 o clock!

and i pause with my mouth open,
then i say YOU TOLD ME IT WAS AT 5 O CLOCK!

and then he looks at the clock
oh it really is five o clock.

so i've won the fight then! woohoo!
i feel so triumphant!
i've scaled the highest mountain!
nobody can defeat me nowwww!

but he calmly looks at me and he says
'but it's tuesday.'

LO AND BEHOLD.

WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME.

and so i trudge home with a heavy heart.

i was actually defeated by the chiko teacher
of the secret caverns in the road opposite the
convenience store where i bought blueberry tea
to console myself.

so if anybody DARES to ask them what happened on this day
i shall tell them i went on a long, slippery wet walk
to buy blueberry tea from a convenience store 5 bus stops away
from my house because i did not feel like getting one from the one
downstairs.

oh by the way, the prata stall down there is undergoing
renovation!
yeah i saw them with a banner saying so
and inside there were workers and ladders and all sorts
of mechanical technical superchimical machines.
and they had thrown out all their washing machines
and pots and pans and tables and chairs outside in the rain
so there they lay looking very grand and wet.

look forward to their new look!