HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.

I MISSED YOU.

MUACK MUACK MUACK.

WHICH MAKES UP THREE MUACKS.

you see people usually say muacks but thats
so insinceeeeeeeere! they should do it one by one.
yes slowly trip down the road to school!

i dunno i just suddenly thought of red riding hood.

all right man.
so i have nothing to talk about.
what a failure.
am i a failure?
yes i am a failure.

I AM EMOOO!!

let's have a emo parade!
ooh yeah!
yeah! all right man!
woo!
spongebob!

isnt spongebob like a spongey version of. bob?

oh man! imagine if he was called just bob.

HEY BOB.

then if he was called bobby, then it would be

SPONGEBOBBY.

LOL!
i dont know why but thats just funny.

HEY SPONGEBOBBY! WHAT A NICE PAIR OF PYTHOGOLEGO
PANTS!

YES PYTHOGOLEGO PANTS.
i just wanted a word for a complicated shape okay?

i am so stressed out by mousehunt now.
it keeps giving me the SAME OLD MICE ALL THE TIME.

i am SO SICK OF THE STUPID SPUD MOUSE.
WHAT THE HELL IS A SPUD ANYWAY.
A SPUD SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF THING YOU EAT
AND THEN YOU SPIT OUT BECAUSE THATS WHAT FARMERS DO.

THEY LIKE TO CHEW GRASS OR WHEAT OR FUNNY YELLOW STALKS
I DUNNO WHAT THEY ARE.

AND THE SPUD MOUSE LOOKS LIKE FREAKING PETER PETTIGREW.
I HATE HIM!
I HATE HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A SPUD MOUSE.

AND THE PUGILIST MOUSE.
LIKE OH MAN!
WHAT KIND OF MOUSE HAS A MOUSTACHE.

oh and it has an eyeglass too OH MAN.
whats a pugilist?
lets go look it up on dictionary.com

.......................................

[pyoo-juh-list] Show IPA
–noun
a person who fights with the fists; a boxer, usually a professional.

i stare open mouthed at it.
usually when i imagine a mouse boxing it's wearing
the cat in the hat hat and the it has really scrawny arms
and its wearing those big glovey thingys that are usually red
but blue's cool too and then they'll be wearing the mcdonald
shoes yeah those big red ones and they do not look like a human
boxer at all.

but if i asked you to imagine a boxer mouse would you give it
a freaking eyeglass and a moustache that looks like.......
you know i dunno what it looks like.
it may not be a moustache.
it may be a piece of grey bacon.

oh i just reminded myself of green eggs and ham.
ohhhhhhhhhh the MEMORIES.

-wipes a tear-

i just got tired of talking to myself but
i had a great time peeps simply a GREAT TIME.

once again, peeps = me.
oh my life is so wonky upturned.

...and YOU KNOW WHAT!
i realised that the field mouse has got
wheat sticking out of his head.
TELL ME WHO WANTS WHEAT STICKING OUT OF HIS HEAD.
poor guy.
but its good for being a detective and stalking people.
then you could hide behind a car and people would
totally not suspect a bunch of wheat sticking out of a car.

but then they could get funky hairstyles!
and dye it all sorts of colours!
and get their own daily nutrition straight out of their
own head!