HEYO!

today was the last day of school.
it's sad. though somehow i have this feeling we'll all
be together.
won't we be together in spirit?
our memories wont change right?
like our customs and religions.

for example.

Rule number 1.
When you see a frog, shout 'TOMMY!' and go flapping after it.

Rule number 2.
When people accuse you of drooling, say it was your sweat.

Rule number 3.
Never WALK, always FLAP.

Rule number 4.
During prayer time, lay your head down on the table
so you will get a round red spot on your forehead that makes you
look even rounder than normal. EVEN MORE ROUNDER.

Rule number 5.
Always take note of the colour of other people's braces. It is
a knowledge essential for survival.

Rule number 6.
The people with egg-shaped heads are to DEFINE them.

Rule number 7.
Achieve the tongue length necassary to be able to see it
in your shadow when you stick it out.

Rule number 8.
The sounds one is able to make only comprises of:

-ACHOO!

-QUACK!

-PWEH!

and
-I AM MARY POPPINS AND I AM GOING TO POKE YOU WITH A STICK

Rule number 9.
- Any incredibly and tantalisingly blank page should be decorated
with jellymen doing the tango.

Rule number 10.
Once again, one faith always pwns!
Its a fact that we have perfectly nosebleed-enticing body waves and
S-line figures. And then we go GAGA.

i know this blog is less crappier than usual.
but i must put this on!

for one faith!
for 2010!
for me to have something to do that doesnt involve
vibrating embarrassingly with laughter in my chair
while people walk past
me and stare at me like i'm a yodelling unicorn!

and i am so proud of one faith
because we are the noisiest the laziest and the
ones who talk back the most.
we seriously piss everyone off man.
arent you proud!
arent you amazed!

i'm like so gonna treasure all the times
i see the red spot on weelin's forehead
and all the times we quarreled and clashed
and made teachers so angry that their flabs begin trembling
with ferocity!

we are like the most unperfect class ever!

doesnt it pwn?