AHHHH
FINALLY BLOGGING AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME

ITS BEEN A LONG LONG TIME HASNT IT!

A LONG, LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LOOOOOONG TIME!

there now the world long doesnt make anymore sense.

if you look at it for a while it stops making sense.

like leg.

LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG

after awhile you dont think it really represents a leg.

it doesnt look like a leg, or smell like a leg or sound like a leg.

imagine what kind of sounds a leg would make?

if it could make sounds.

perhaps something like

TUGUNGTUGUNGTUGUNG.

nah thats for a heart.
like the way my heart was at the jyj concert.

OHH THE JYJ CONCERT!
IT WAS SO HIGH-MAKING
IT MAKES PEOPLE HIGH~
I WAS SO HIGH.
IT WAS A SUCCESS
A COMPLETE COMPLETE SUCCESS!
OTHER THAN THE STUPID DUMB MC!
WHO DISGRACED SINGAPOREANS DIGNIFIED CULTURE
INFRONT OF MICKEY YOOCHUN!
OUR MICKEY YOOCHUN
IMAGINE TALKING SINGLISH TO MICKEY YOOCHUN!
WHAT A DISGRACE!

he dint even understand what he was talking about.
mickey is so american.
when he was interviewed he talked alllll in english.
to spare us the trouble
and we could hear the english words straight from his mouth

HIS MOUTH!
HIS OWN HOLY MOLEY MOUTH!

THE MOUTH OF HEAVEN!
THE HEAVENLY MOUTH.

aaaaah.
bliss.
and when they were introducing themselves
jaejoong as like

'HIII, I'M JAEJAE..'

OMG
WHAT A SCREAM WE ALL HAD.
i was positively wriggling.

THATS RIGHT
WRIGGLING IN MY SEAT.

I WAS DOING THE JIG
DOING THE JIGGLY IGGLY WIGS IN MY SEAT
OR IS IT THE WIGGLY IGGLY JIGS

i just made myself high again
lets go back to being low.
oh NO LOW!
i havent measure my height in centuries
i wouldnt dare now.
what if what if what if i SHRANK.
OMG.

today i went to yanlings house!
thats right
i suffered many misfortunes, gods of evil
and mishaps to get to yanling's house.
the worse of them all was the haze

OH THE HAZE.
THE HORRIBLE HAZE.
am i becoming like yanling?
doing alliterations and all that.
wan cheng said i was a yanling wannabe.

anyway
the haze was so horrible i was sniffling and snuffling
and coughing and woughing.

you know woughing really isnt a bad word.
we should invent it
would should we invent it for?
lets say woughing means... well i cant say it out here
because if i did it would already have a word.

besides i cant think of anything.
though i hope it has something to do with the throat.
and being sick.
and haze.
and deforestation.
my eyes are watering at the thought of the haze.
lets take a piece of tissue and dab it delicately
at the corner of my eyes.