oh yah by the way right, something DID happen.
yesterday night, during tuition.
well it seems that the gay guy down there is still
doing reproduction in humans, so you see
my teacher was REALLY REALLY eager to teach about .. that.
and he was like
THIS IS VERY GOOD EDUCATION.
IT TEACHES ABOUT LIFE
BETTER THAN MATHS!

that. is evidence that this is his favourite
subject.
yes especially about the woman.
so everything was going fine.
i was sitting in my corner being antisocial.
doing my toopid physics argh i never realized how hard
it was. dammit.
anyway it was all going fine.
then they all started this conversation about about.
things like that.
then suddenly umm i remember them saying about some
physical health check. yes.
he said that when the boys were p3
they went for this health check
where they OBSERVED.
cant believe i'm using that word
OBSERVED THEIR AHEMAHEM.
to make sure that its.. going downn.?

that its not ERECT, i guess.

my hair is standing up talking about this.

then one of them asked what happens
if it isn't going down?

then because it happened so quickly
i just suddenly said,

'PULL!'

and after that he was talking about some
artifically making yourself fertile or something
yeah by eating some medicine everyday
to get FERTILE.
like seriously wth is wrong with these people.

then anyway right he was talking about his
catholic church offering a free service for
couples.
to make yourself fertile.
the RIGHT way!

god imagine if they hang an advertisment.

CALLING OUT TO ALL COUPLES
having trouble conceiving?
never fear! for we have the solution for YOU!

yes, YOU!

simply purchase our book written by
(some woman's name) and it will tell
you all about getting fertile,
the RIGHT WAY!
no more pills, or medication,
simply stick a paper up there
and collect your vagina's mucus
and it will tell you
if you are fertile or not!

YES EXACTLY THATS WHAT HE SAID

THAT WAS LIKE THE SICKEST
SCIENCE LESSON IN THE HISTORY OF
SCIENCE LESSONS.

I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP
I'M NOT AS SICK AS THAT
I DONT HAVE SUCH A LIVELY IMAGINATION.
HE EVEN SHOWED US THE BOOK.
MY GAWD HIS WIFE BOUGHT THE BOOK.
AND HE WAS LIKE
SO NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A WIFE
CALL ME
I'LL LEND YOU THIS BOOK


-WOMITS-
SEROIUSLY. WOMITS.

dont you find it seriously troublesome
sometimes to pronounce the letter 'v'
so in the end you just go 'she's womiting!'
dont you?

NEVERMIND NEVERMIND JUST
CAST EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
I DONT MEAN TO IMPURILISE YOU.